thats a fabulous story, I'm wetting myself laughing at the thought of it.
I know that this is taking it to another level but my friend Malcolm did that same thing once after a night partying...only he did a number 2! his wife woke up and dragged him out of bed to the toilet...he's shouting 'what? what?' and she's saying 'you have no idea why I'm doing this?' and he said angrily 'no, whats your problem - you woke me up!!!' and she said - I swear this is true cos we were on the spare bed in the next room......
'you think its normal to have a half a pound of sh!te hanging out your arse???'
oh I know its TMI, but I still laugh when I think of it, and your story just brought it back!
ps. Malc doesn't like us to mention it anymore...so this is between us ok
