I don't hate you.

I was afraid of that, but you can have corn tortillas some times. They have a GI of 52.
But there is no way broccoli will work. NO WAY. It's my "I'm not really dieting, I'm not really sick, I'm just normal" food. Broccoli would turn it into yet another diet food. Ya know?
Maybe whole wheat tortillas cut into triangles and baked till crisp? They have a GI of 30.