 Continued Correspondance
Dear Grace,
Thank you for the letter.
We appreciate your sentiments, and
have some of our own to share.
From your feet:
Yes, we're large, but
that spreads out your weight more.
Or something.
Be happy about that-
we are.
Just enjoy us.
From your legs:
Damn right you should
appreciate
us more.
Also, would it kill you
to shave us more often?
FYI, you are not an ape,
don't try to look like one.
From your knees:
Something is very wrong with us.
FIX IT!
Soon please!
From your bum:
Curves = beautiful.
I rock.
From your stomach:
STOP EATING CRAP.
I MEAN IT-
STOP.
From your back:
I know I'm screwy.
I'm a rebel like that.
*evil laugh*
From your chest:
Yeah, you've got nice
boobs.
Why not get some more sexy
bras, and
show us off more?
We like that lacy
black and pink number.
From your arms:
Yes, we're a bit flabby,
but we kinda like it
just like that.
From your mouth:
You NEED to get
KISSED
already, woman!
Get on that!
From your nose:
Sorry
about the large pores,
but its not gonna change-
get over it.
From your eyes:
A new set of glasses
would be nice -
this pair isn't quite the right
strength anymore.
From your eyebrows:
We're super bushy, yes.
Maybe you could do
something
about that and make us cute?
From your hair:
Time for a change, perhaps
more of a brownish tone?
Thanks though
for the Dove shampoo-
it's wonderful!
From your skin:
Not only is a tan impossible,
But you're now being bothered
by zits.
Congratulations.
Bwah ha ha ha ha.
From your heart:
Would you find someone
to love already?
Loneliness is getting
very
very
old.
From your uterus:
*sneer*
Way to blame me.
Fix your goddamn hormones,
gal, and I'll be fine.
From your 'goddamn hormones':
Tch.
We're not your problem.
Talk
to the uterus.
From your joints:
FIX US PLEASE.
THIS PAIN THING
SUCKS.
Yes, Grace,
we've stuck with you
so far, but
if you don't fix things soon,
we see BAD THINGS in your
future.
You might want to
get on that.
But guess what?
We love you anyways.
Love,
Your Body
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