To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
I call Heaven and earth to witness that whether one be Jew or gentile, man or woman, only according to their good deeds does the Divine Spirit rest upon them. -Midrash
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Here are the top ten Hanukkah songs that never quite caught on:
10. Oy to the World
9. Schlepping Through a Winter Wonderland
8. Hava Negilah-The Megamix
7. Bubbie Got Run Over By A Reindeer
6. Enough With Those Jingle Bells Already
5. Matzo Man-by the Lower East Side Village People
4. I have a Little Dreidel (The Barking Dogs Version)
3, Come on Baby Light My Menorah
2. Deck the Halls With Balls of Challah
1. Silent Night? I Should Be So Fortunate!
Linda
__________________ dx pcos 1984, type II diabetes 2001, also hypertension
Met 2000mg since 2001, started Glucophage XR 4/22/04, then switched to Met ER 6/04; also: multi, Vit. C, Vit. E, B12/folic acid combo, fish oil & borage oil combo, garlic capsules, cinnamon, Vitex, calcium with magnesium/zinc, biotin, CoQ10, selenium,iron
Other meds: Verapamil and Altace(for blood pressure)
Started laser hair removal 7/29/03, completed 3/04 (it works!)
UAE for fibroid 3/24/03 and 3/16/04
Happy Chanukah!!! I just got this in a email from my dad, it even made my goy of a hubby laugh
Santa Claus Converts to Judaism MIAMI BEACH, FLA - [TheKnish.com]
Exhausted and overworked, Santa Claus has decided to convert to Judaism to lessen his workload and decrease his stress. Mr. Claus's first inkling that Judaism was his new intended path was when he was unloading one particularly heavy bag of gifts and muttered "Oy Oy Oy!" instead of "Ho Ho Ho!" Santa took this as divine inspiration and began some serious reflection on the matter. Mr. Claus sat down at his desk in the North Pole and itemized the benefits of bringing toys to Jewish children. Most obvious was that there were much less children to service, approximately 3,000,000 Jewish children, as opposed to almost 500,000,000 Christian children. The next obvious benefit was that he had eight days of Chanukah to deliver all of these gifts instead of jamming the entire shipment into one night, which constantly required the already weary Santa to travel at the speed of light to accomplish the task. Finally, the straw that broke the reindeer's back was the realization that Jewish households had far more delicious cuisine to offer. Gefilte fish, chicken soup, blintzes, knishes and the like are more palatable than the milk and cookies he got bored of after the second century. Circumcision won't be necessary for Santa, because that's already been taken of in a freak accident involving frostbite after getting stuck in a tight chimney. Santa has left the frigid, brutal confines of the North Pole and has begun his toy shop anew in the sunny climes of Miami Beach, Florida. He has fired all of those annoying elves and replaced them with nice Jewish retirees from New York. The last piece of the puzzle is legally changing his name to something more in line with his new ethnic atmosphere. Beginning Chanukah 2004, Santa Claus will heretofore be known as the Clausenburger Rebbe
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Daniel Benjamin born/died October 4, 2004. Ari Lev born/died May 21, 2005.
Happy Hanukah! 
