Redruby89

Searching for a man is exactly like searching for meat in a supermarket
Mmmm Man so juicy
So tasty
But then some are too fatty
Others are too lean
But then you find that piece that’s just nice and tender
You cant wait to wrap it up and take it home to eat
But then it could be to chewy!
If you want it tender sometimes you have to beat it
Grilling works to get out the fatty truth
But then searching for the perfect piece of meat is too overwhelming
And you just want to go and toss a salad
But don’t give up!
You don’t need salad, it’s icky
You go back to the deli aisle and keep looking
because eventually you will find that piece of meat
That’s tender
and juicy
But wait! The meat could rot when you get home
It could stink
There could be maggots
It could take to long to cook!
You could want it one way but the meat only cooks another
Then what do you do?
Throw it away and go back to the deli
and again begin on the search
But don’t give up
Because eventually you’ll find that perfect piece of meat that’s tender
and juicy
and won’t rot
and will cook the way you want
its not too chewy and its not to lean
there’s there perfect amount of fat
and when it gets in your mouth it just falls apart
So don’t give up,
because out there, there is a perfect piece of meat for all of us


Let me know what you all think!

CarolinaKitty

LOL! I love it. That's exactly how I feel. You're very good at this. The way you wrote it is so ironic considering that women are usually the ones who are associated with pieces of raw meat. It was funny, inspiring, and made one think. My favorite part is where you said, "Mmmm Man so juicy so tasty." That was too funny. Good job!

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