 Jokes a aplenty
Hey everyone.
I got some cool jokes sent to me over an elist so I thought I would post them here to cheer us all up.
Love pinkflutterby
WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
Dam.
WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE?
Polaroids.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A stick
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
Nacho cheese
WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quatro sinko.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A
VAMPIRE? Frostbite.
WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A nervous wreck
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA
SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef
WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog !
WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
Sanka.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A
HOOVER?
The location of the dirtbag.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT
Tame way -- unique up on it.
WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet.
HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE
SAME?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer
And my own jokes........
WHATS GREEN, RED AND RUNNNY?
A frog in a blender.
WHATS BROWN AND STICKY?
A stick.
TA DAHHHHHHHHHHH
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