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01-24-2008, 01:15 PM
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| | No 2008 baby for me
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Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Canadian friends & family, you definitely live in Canada.
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01-24-2008, 01:35 PM
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| | earth lovin' cyster!
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i always hated how i had to wear my snowpants with my halloween costume. it made me feel like such a dork.
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01-28-2008, 01:11 PM
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| | Enthusiastic Cyster Mod
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada eh
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Try being Princess Leia in a parka.
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01-29-2008, 02:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantucket  If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada. | Doesn't everyone do this??
(I know they don't. It was a bit of a shock to find this out the first time though! It just makes so much sense!)
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01-29-2008, 03:22 PM
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| | earth lovin' cyster!
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If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
haha this summer working on the farm, the farm manager measured everything in tractor time. so hes like "so and so's farm is 2 hours away!" really it was like 15 minutes by car. haha.
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01-29-2008, 05:40 PM
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Cute 
I need to go email this to my friends now, lmao
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02-01-2008, 12:56 PM
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Too funny! I sent it to my friends 
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02-14-2008, 02:02 AM
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Isn't it true though lol! The potholes and construction really hit home (Sask lol)
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02-14-2008, 08:36 AM
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winter, winter, still winter, road construction....so true! LOL
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