I wake up almost every day,
and watch my big fat booty sway,
In the mirror at the foot of my bed.
Those times when dressing for a night out,
I'll stand there sucking in , trying to pout,
In the mirror at the foot of my bed.
After soaking in the tub for a while,
I look at myself and try to smile,
In the mirror at the foot of my bed.
When it comes to making love....
"Don't look that way please my love!"

In the mirror at the foot of my bed.
So tomorrow im gonna wake a brand new day ....
And get a frigging sledge hammer out "I WILL HAVE MY WAY"!
With the mirror at the foot of my bed
jo x x x x x