beads

im probably just going to wal mart in the afternoon so im sure allot of you know whats there
seems the whole world shops there now lol
anyway...

I need some help with a few things.

1 hair removal cream for my face..
I just tried nair for men on my face and that didnt even help
do they make nair for gorillas? whats a good hair remover cream for the old chiny chin thats tough on those crunchy black hairs?

2 what in the world can i put on my crusty looking tweezer abused chin to make it look semi normal? they skin is raised and dry also dark. would peroxide lighten the skin or just make matters worse?


3 the hair on my head seems to blow out with the breeze
do they make a shampoo (besides rogain) that will make my goldy locks stay put?


and finaly 4 im sooooo affraid to shave my moustach off b/c i JUST know it will grow in worse.. is there anything i can get to lighten it atleast? the hair is dark but soft.

Im saving up to get that sucker zapped off my upper lip but till then i need an alternative.

please please please please help me with my shopping list

Thanks for any help

~Love,
Beads.