I loved your poem! I giggled about sharing with the little martian men!
I adore cakes and other treats, but especially cookies, and they are probably 98% of the reason that I'm overweight. I just can't stay away from them. I can never eat just one. I am a bottomless pit when it comes to consuming cookies.
When I was a kid, we didn't have a cookie jar, we had a whole cookie drawer in the kitchen and it was big and deep. My mom kept about 5 or 6 different kinds of cookies in there and we just helped ourselves all day. Man, and I wonder why I crave 'em all the time? They are a dangerous "comfort food" for me.
But, I sure enjoyed your fun poem!

Kathryn