silly poem for married cysters

[KatrinaBeena]

Silly Ode to a Wonderful Husband

Oh Hubby, dear Hubby
you never set romance aside
although you met me skinny
my ass is now so wide.
Glossy photos of my ovaries
the doctor has shown you
You know more about a vagina
than a man really needs to.
Your chin hairs or my chin hairs --
which is it in the sink?
You snore right through my insomnia
while I lay awake and blink... blink... blink..
Sex like bunnies to make another baby
then the painful drought will come
and you never complain about the feast
or lack of all the fun!
Understanding with out fail
when my cramps make me crabby
I'm proud to say it's you when people ask
"Who's yer baby's daddy!?"


...this is dorky, I know. I just cranked this out over my morning coffee because I'm having one of those days where I just LOVE my husband to death. Sure, other days I wanna smack him upside his head because he's... well, a MAN. ha ha ha.... But this morning I'm just thankful to have him and banged this out.... hope you get a laugh from my corny poem!

[nightrider]

That was cute Katrina.

[tlcur107]

I love it! Thanks for sharing.

[Little_Lady]

Its good! x

[Stacie M]

I love this! It makes me think so much of my DH.

Do you mind if I print it out and hand on to it (I will give you all the credit!)?

Stacie M

[Hidden Sorrows]

lol this is so cute & funny..thanks for posting this

[sunshine4u7]

Cute Poem.. I have a quick question? What kinds of poems can we post? Do they have to be related to PCOS?

Sunshine

[Sillie]

Wow...you just banged this out. It's really good!! It reminds me of my DH too!!!